Much koolness. The Hypnodisk from the folks at Eccentric Genius is beautiful. I don’t actually need one, no, not really, I know deep down in my heart that it’s only intense overwhelming desire . . . but it feels like I neeeeeed it.

The hypnodisk is a longtime staple for cheezy hypnotists and a bit of history. Yes, they can work with the right induction. In fact, there are hypnotists using them today. Don’t need them, using appropriate induction techniques with words alone will get you farther faster . . . but they’re still pretty gosh darned nifty keeno.

Actually, I was surfing the web pricing devices like this not too long ago. I love hypnogadgets and this certainly is the king of the hill. This particular model is very beautiful as well . . . complete with a variety of disk patterns.

Well, I happen to have absolute confidence that there’s no way under Eris that my wife is going to let me buy one of these puppies . . . so, if anyone would like to win my undying gratitude, feel free to air mail one to me as a gift. I promise to say “thank you.”