Seymore Butts (yes, the “porn guy” who stars on Showtime’s reality series Family Business) is giving away free porn to people who vote in the US Elections. He is doing a signing at a Virgin store and is giving free DVDs to anyone who shows up with an election receipt.

“And we’re not determining who gets DVDs based on who they vote for. Obviously we’d like them to vote for Kerry, but if they voted for Bush and come to get a free Seymore DVD… well, that’s a little telling, isn’t it?”

Yes, it would be quite telling. Non-partisan, in a way . . . although one would have to wonder about any hardcore Bush supporters who would be seeking out free hardcore porn . . . especially as they would be voting in favor of restrictions on same.