Okay . . . I want to know . . . how come MY belly button is not featured at Famous Navels . . . oh, wait a minute . . . I’m not a hot perfect body babe like most of the women featured there . . . being a rotund guy, most folks probably don’t want to see my navel anyway.  There are a lot of beautiful bellies on that site, Nicole Kidman’s worth mentioning.  Wow.