Karl has this to say about the Homeland Security Agent who evidently acted like a dick and taking photos of vegans . . .

Maybe it is better to be safe than sorry. Look at it this way: Vegans do not eat ham, and Islamic terrorists ALSO do not eat ham. Coincidence? I think not. Islamic terrorists hate our freedom and way of life, and Vegans hate MY freedom and way of trying to pack a full kilogram of bacon onto a BLT sandwich (Hint: Forget the lettuce and tomato, use very large bread). Reading the article further, you can see that the 22 year-old girl vegan went to the extreme measure of writing down the license tag number of the homeland security agent, and that’s practically treason right there. And what kind of name is “Caitlin” anyway? Doesn’t sound like a wholesome victory American name to me.

Uh huh.