Okay, someone . . . anyone . . . please tell me where in the world are the clubs like this and this in Taipei?  Just idle curiosity . . . well, maybe not completely idle.  While you’re at it, you can tell me where are all those paties like these?  How come it’s always "last night’s party" by the time we hear about it?  Why isn’t it more along the lines of "the party you’re invited to right now" or something to that effect?  Okay, I know.  Don’t rub it in.  These things make me feel old . . . I guess that’s because I kind of am old . . . at least to the folks in these photos.  What they don’t know won’t hurt ’em.  Nice party shots though.  Now, where are they in Taipei?  Some invites and/or URLs would be most appreciated.  Otherwise, I’m just going to have to walk up to random folks on the street and hypnotize ’em into giving details . . . and that could get awkward.