Noah posts about a teacher who was attacked by a mob after he used scissors to cut the ears of a slew of students because they were not able to memorize religious verses to his satisfaction. A number of the kids were barely over six and required stitches. The teacher’s defence?

“As the students were creating chaos I just wanted to scare them by showing the scissors,” Mr. Sardar told local journalists. “Probably at the time an evil force mounted on me.”

Ah, yes, the ol’ Satan’s humping my leg defence. As a parent, I can tell you that defence just isn’t going to hold much water with most folks. I suspect I would have been right there with the rest of the angry mob if someone were to do anything like that to my child.

Dude, you’re a teacher . . . either learn classroom management with patience and how to deal with kids in a gentle yet respectful way . . . or change your fucking profession! Fear is no way to teach children.

As Bugs Bunny would say, what a maroon!