Stodgy White Guy is back in Utah with his kids while his wife is stuck in Taiwan waiting for the immigration people to approve her re-entry permit. The waiting period is something over four hundred days. That is just plain suckful to the maximum. Excuse me, could I bend over while you insert that baseball bat. Things don’t look promising at all. It would be okay if the Patriot Act had actually caught any terrorists but as it is one has to wonder . . . big time.